Claret Badger 11:18 Thu Nov 6
I keep pissing myself
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everytime, it seems, I have a piss at work - a sneaky inch or two always comes out after i've but the blade back in the scabbard
I've tried doing 2 extra shakes
I've sat and given it 15 seconds (longer than it sounds when you're standing in a public place of urinal)
and STILL a decent measure of piss will escape down to my knees
IS THIS JUST PART OF GETTING OLD? - *i'm looking at you Far Cough and Northern Sold*
or do I just stink of piss?
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Claret Badger
11:19 Thu Nov 6
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obviously not SAT at the urinal - that was a figure of speach
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lowermarshhammer
11:23 Thu Nov 6
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best case scenario; you smell a bit
worse case scenario; you've got prostrate cancer
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Organi5ed Chao5
11:24 Thu Nov 6
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The cold weather can have an effect. Has it been more recently or have you had this for a while?
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HairySpotter
11:25 Thu Nov 6
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jokes aside, if true..... and u have no control over it..go to docs as lowermarsh has a point
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claret50
11:26 Thu Nov 6
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If you're being serious, I suggest you see a doctor as it could be the prostate (enlarged) obstructing the bladder which will affect urinary tract.
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riosleftsock
11:27 Thu Nov 6
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Poor thing.
I'm working away in the midlands and was looking forward to a decent swim and watching some footy tonight.
Instead I've got the raging shits and can look forward to a night of running to the toilet and stubbing my toes in the dark in a strange environment.
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Jasnik
11:28 Thu Nov 6
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turn the light on then
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lowermarshhammer
11:29 Thu Nov 6
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Rio
I went for a piss at 6 in the morning the other day.
The light bulb in the bathroom exploded when I switched it on and went through the glass surround. Shards everywhere.
Ended up pissing in a pint glass.
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Nurse Ratched
11:31 Thu Nov 6
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If it's prostrate cancer, fight it. Don't take it lying down.
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Claret Badger
11:33 Thu Nov 6
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I had my arse checked last year* - got the all clear
*by a doctor, in a hospital, at a check up, OK
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riosleftsock
11:33 Thu Nov 6
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If its prostate cancer, After8 will give it a look see.
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Claret Badger
11:35 Thu Nov 6
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I do find that I have to piss when I leave work
and by the time I get to my home I need another
Then another within 20 mins of being home
I HOPE ITS THE FUCKING WEATHER
it's not diabetes - been checked for that too
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Bungo
11:39 Thu Nov 6
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CB
The broad answer is this is very often a part of the aging process. 90% of men aged 50 to 80 years suffer from potentially troublesome symptoms of this type.
You are suffering with LUTS which is a broad term meaning Lower Urinary Tract Symptoms, which can arise for all sorts of reasons, and be treated in several different ways.
Have a read of this page which should answer many questions.
http://www.patient.co.uk/doctor/lower-urinary-tract-symptoms-in-men-pro
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Hammer and Pickle
11:39 Thu Nov 6
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This has massive WHO GOLD potential this.
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HammerFan43
11:39 Thu Nov 6
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Your symptoms may be caused by an infection in the bladder, called cystitis, or from an irritation of the bladder, called interstitial cystitis, or from a kidney stone stuck in the bladder, or a chemical in the urine.
http://familydoctor.org/familydoctor/en/health-tools/search-by-symptom/urination-problems.html#7
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Off The Shin
11:40 Thu Nov 6
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As a handsome as fuck teenager, i once got paid £70 to piss on a some bloke at an orgy party full of weirdos and celebrities, going back a few years now.
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The Kronic
11:41 Thu Nov 6
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Off The Shin 11:40
HA!
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Claret Badger
11:45 Thu Nov 6
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Off The Shin 11:40 Thu Nov 6
BRILLIANT
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Claret Badger
11:45 Thu Nov 6
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*pisses self*
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